so, a touch of backstory. my friend lauren is the art director for an upstate-based magazine, which i am a fan of on facebook. they made a post asking about favorite fine dining establishments, and my fav fancypants restaurant recently re-opened, so i commented.
they printed it.
of course i’m in print talking about peeing myself. of course.
i’ll never work in this town again.

Oh sure you will. In this day and age, pee comments are not as uncouth as they once were. : )